THE BEST BAN APPEAL ABOUT FALSE CLAIMS - JEB

[Cordelier]

hey guys it’s the mayor here, ik doing inappropriate stuff can be funny and hey sometimes you just wanna show some sack, but doing this kinda behavior in a public server is not cool

You will never be a real mayor. You have no city council, you have no executive orders, you have no authority. You are a powerless man twisted by ego and drugs into a crude mockery of government's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behaviour behind closed doors.

Citizens are utterly repulsed by you. Two years of server development has allowed players to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even mayors who “pass” act uncanny and appear unnatural to a player. Your discord roles are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a city council set up, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your deranged, grotesque superiority complex.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Citizen of New York is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a GMod character that is unmistakably a citizen.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.