THE BEST BAN APPEAL ABOUT FALSE CLAIMS - JEB

[Eospin]

aas you can see, jeb was simply filming for his new youtube video. no need to be concerned. unban him.

[Stevens]

The Art of Pranking: Why Pantsing is the Best Prank Ever

Introduction

Pranks have been an integral part of human interaction for centuries, providing moments of laughter, camaraderie, and entertainment. Among the myriad of pranks that people have come up with, one stands out as a timeless classic: pantsing. The act of suddenly pulling down someone's pants may seem simple, even childish, but it embodies the essence of a great prank. In this essay, we will explore why pantsing is arguably the best prank ever, considering its universal appeal, its inherent humor, and its ability to create lasting memories.

Universal Appeal

Pantsing has a universal appeal that transcends age, culture, and background. Unlike some pranks that may be lost in translation or are too complex to execute, pantsing is straightforward and relatable. People from all walks of life can instantly understand and appreciate the humor in seeing someone's pants unexpectedly drop to their ankles. This universality makes pantsing a great equalizer, bringing people together through laughter.

Moreover, pantsing can be adapted to different settings and scenarios, making it suitable for various social situations. Whether it's a light-hearted moment among friends, a family gathering, or even a staged performance, pantsing can be incorporated seamlessly, creating a sense of shared amusement. Its universal appeal ensures that anyone can be a part of the joke, fostering a sense of togetherness and camaraderie.

Inherent Humor

At its core, pantsing is a prank rooted in the most basic of human instincts: laughter. The sight of someone's pants unexpectedly dropping is inherently funny. It taps into our primal sense of humor, eliciting spontaneous and genuine laughter. This type of laughter is contagious, spreading joy and positivity among those who witness the prank.

Pantsing also has an element of surprise that enhances its humor. The suddenness of the act catches the victim off guard, making the reaction even more comical. It is this element of surprise that elevates pantsing above other pranks, as it creates a unique blend of amusement and shock that is hard to replicate.

Creating Lasting Memories

One of the most compelling reasons why pantsing is the best prank ever is its ability to create lasting memories. The shared experience of witnessing or participating in a pantsing prank becomes a cherished memory that people often reminisce about for years to come. It becomes a story that is told and retold at family gatherings, reunions, and social events, strengthening the bonds between individuals.

Furthermore, the good-natured spirit of pantsing allows for a positive and memorable experience for both the prankster and the victim. In many cases, the victim eventually joins in on the laughter, realizing that they have become a part of a fun and harmless prank. This can lead to inside jokes and a sense of camaraderie among friends and family, strengthening their relationships.

Conclusion

In conclusion, pantsing may seem like a simple and childish prank, but it possesses qualities that make it the best prank ever. Its universal appeal, inherent humor, and ability to create lasting memories set it apart from other pranks. Pantsing brings people together through laughter, transcending age, culture, and background. Its simplicity and surprise factor ensure that it remains a timeless classic that continues to bring joy and amusement to people's lives. So, the next time you're considering a prank, remember that pantsing just might be the best choice for a memorable and laughter-filled moment.


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[Daviss]

hey guys it’s the mayor here, ik doing inappropriate stuff can be funny and hey sometimes you just wanna show some sack, but doing this kinda behavior in a public server is not cool

[Nation of Islam Fan #1]

hey guys it’s the mayor here, ik doing inappropriate stuff can be funny and hey sometimes you just wanna show some sack, but doing this kinda behavior in a public server is not cool

You are a failed mayor. Your single achievement was getting the city government removed. Horrible mayor and horrible reply. BLOCKED AND REPORTED.

[Cordelier]

hey guys it’s the mayor here, ik doing inappropriate stuff can be funny and hey sometimes you just wanna show some sack, but doing this kinda behavior in a public server is not cool

You will never be a real mayor. You have no city council, you have no executive orders, you have no authority. You are a powerless man twisted by ego and drugs into a crude mockery of government's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behaviour behind closed doors.

Citizens are utterly repulsed by you. Two years of server development has allowed players to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even mayors who “pass” act uncanny and appear unnatural to a player. Your discord roles are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a city council set up, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your deranged, grotesque superiority complex.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your real name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Citizen of New York is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a GMod character that is unmistakably a citizen.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Knrboy]

I was the banning staff member. I first got a report of you being at the silver tongue doing /me pulls down pants and /me starts stroking cock. Before banning you I got another report of you doing the same thing to a female officer in the Police Station. I therefore banned you and told UA to extend it to a perma. You are a fucking weirdo. -1

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Here is the clip if you would like to re-watch your actions. https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/...ODM2NjA5LA

Also having "A well-known Rapist" in your characters description.

Dear Marzii, 
Moderator - Diverge Networks
Known Manipulator
Known Falsifier of Evidence
Known Kleptomaniac
Known Liar.

I write to you with severe concern about your recent banning of my dear long time friend, and confidant Jeb, from the Garry's Mod Server "Diverge" a Mafia Roleplaying Server. Jeb is a longtime friend of mine who I believe you may be attempting to SLANDER for your own person gain from a vendetta you clearly have against Jeb for simply being a better roleplayer, and perhaps more entertaining community member then you? Jeb has been around Diverge from start to present, a longtime roleplayer and supporter of Players rights to expression on the server, I've even gone to the liberty of interviewing over 300 Diverge Community Members about this situation (SEE POLL RESULTS BELOW). I ask that you turn your -1 and sour attitude to a +1 and apology for being such a poorly receptive and unempethetic community member.


Sincerely,

Knrboy

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#JUSTICE 4 JEB t-shirts will be available soon.
 

[Nation of Islam Fan #1]

I was the banning staff member. I first got a report of you being at the silver tongue doing /me pulls down pants and /me starts stroking cock. Before banning you I got another report of you doing the same thing to a female officer in the Police Station. I therefore banned you and told UA to extend it to a perma. You are a fucking weirdo. -1

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Here is the clip if you would like to re-watch your actions. https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/...ODM2NjA5LA

Also having "A well-known Rapist" in your characters description.

LIKE A MOTH TO A FLAME...

HMMM.... MY PERM BAN REASON WAS "ERP"

KINDA WEIRD THAT YOU ARE A "PROFESSIONAL ERP'ER"




YET AGAIN, CHECK MATE...

[Marzii]

I was the banning staff member. I first got a report of you being at the silver tongue doing /me pulls down pants and /me starts stroking cock. Before banning you I got another report of you doing the same thing to a female officer in the Police Station. I therefore banned you and told UA to extend it to a perma. You are a fucking weirdo. -1

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Here is the clip if you would like to re-watch your actions. https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/...ODM2NjA5LA

Also having "A well-known Rapist" in your characters description.

Dear Marzii, 
Moderator - Diverge Networks
Known Manipulator
Known Falsifier of Evidence
Known Kleptomaniac
Known Liar.

I write to you with severe concern about your recent banning of my dear long time friend, and confidant Jeb, from the Garry's Mod Server "Diverge" a Mafia Roleplaying Server. Jeb is a longtime friend of mine who I believe you may be attempting to SLANDER for your own person gain from a vendetta you clearly have against Jeb for simply being a better roleplayer, and perhaps more entertaining community member then you? Jeb has been around Diverge from start to present, a longtime roleplayer and supporter of Players rights to expression on the server, I've even gone to the liberty of interviewing over 300 Diverge Community Members about this situation (SEE POLL RESULTS BELOW). I ask that you turn your -1 and sour attitude to a +1 and apology for being such a poorly receptive and unempethetic community member.


Sincerely,

Knrboy

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#JUSTICE 4 JEB t-shirts will be available soon.
 

-1

[Eospin]

I was the banning staff member. I first got a report of you being at the silver tongue doing /me pulls down pants and /me starts stroking cock. Before banning you I got another report of you doing the same thing to a female officer in the Police Station. I therefore banned you and told UA to extend it to a perma. You are a fucking weirdo. -1

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Here is the clip if you would like to re-watch your actions. https://medal.tv/games/garrys-mod/clips/...ODM2NjA5LA

Also having "A well-known Rapist" in your characters description.

Dear Marzii, 
Moderator - Diverge Networks
Known Manipulator
Known Falsifier of Evidence
Known Kleptomaniac
Known Liar.

I write to you with severe concern about your recent banning of my dear long time friend, and confidant Jeb, from the Garry's Mod Server "Diverge" a Mafia Roleplaying Server. Jeb is a longtime friend of mine who I believe you may be attempting to SLANDER for your own person gain from a vendetta you clearly have against Jeb for simply being a better roleplayer, and perhaps more entertaining community member then you? Jeb has been around Diverge from start to present, a longtime roleplayer and supporter of Players rights to expression on the server, I've even gone to the liberty of interviewing over 300 Diverge Community Members about this situation (SEE POLL RESULTS BELOW). I ask that you turn your -1 and sour attitude to a +1 and apology for being such a poorly receptive and unempethetic community member.


Sincerely,

Knrboy

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#JUSTICE 4 JEB t-shirts will be available soon.
 

-1

you are simply not funny, and not enjoyable. You are an individual of ILL REPUTE.
STOP SLANDERING JEB.

[Ayden]

the most innocent man since Orenthal James Simpson