rob's staff application

[robert]

hahah it's short (like your dick, haha, get it? That was a test, I hope you're carefully reading and focused because I'm about to tell you something)

No but seriously you should take a look at other staff application (or my previous thread, the ban appeal of course) to get a grasp of what a staff app/any serious thread regarding the server should be made, because if there was a compariative for your staff application VS my ban appeal (for reference only, don't take this as something condescending), basically your staff application's compariative would be a beta male, while my ban appeal would be a sigma male. I hope you understand the nuance and understand that I said sigma and not alpha male. You see, an alpha male is going to be very loud about it, meanwhile on my side (the sigma male I remind you) I stay calm, because you can basically win any argument by being calm. The weight of the argument of my opponent does not matter if I stay calm. This way, I get every of my thread accepted, whether it would be a ban appeal, a staff application or a staff report, it works in every situation involving arguments.

Anyhoo, normally Monsieur Robert, I would say, au revoir. But since what au revoir actually means is, till I see you again, and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, goodbye.

It's a -1 from me.

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